Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Day 1 After Armageddon

OPENING REMARKS

     Welcome to 2013!  Congratulations to everyone who have survive the end of the world and the end of 2012.  Your own faith in life itself has brought you here to 2013.

CONFESSIONS
 
     We confide that we are only human hardly knowing what is right and what is wrong.  And so we beseech the One who knows everything or almost everything to act upon us with kindness and mercy upon our own imperfect humanity.  We beseech this now and throughout the year of 2013 as the Lord our God gives us the time to live our lives.  Lord, have mercy.

HYMN OF PRAISE
 
The Lord is great
The Lord is strong
He maketh all that is in this world.
The Lord is great
The Lord is strong
In him my trust I put my all.
Hail, hail, the everlasting Lord
My sins I give to my everlasting Lord!
Peace, peace, shall my God to me
Giveth in reply to my reverie.
Giveth in reply to my reverie.
 
READING OF THE GOSPEL
 
     A reading from the gospel of Matthew 1, Verse 18 to 25.
     Now this is the story of the birth of Jesus.
     A woman named Mary was engaged to marry Joseph, but when he found out the she was with child, he quietly told her that he will not go through with the engagement of marriage.  But after he had done so, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream saying, "Joseph, Joseph, wake up!  Do not be bothered by the pregnancy of Mary.  For the child she bear on her came from God Himself.  And this child shall be your son, and you are to name him Jesus."
     The words of the angel happened to fulfill the words of God's prophet, "A virgin shall conceive and bear a son, and they shall call him Emmanuel, meaning "God is with us"."
     And so when Joseph awoke, he obediently obeyed the words of the angel, for Joseph himself was an obedient son of God.  And thus was born the baby Jesus here on earth.
     This is the word of the Lord.
 


Thursday, December 20, 2012

0 Second Before The World Ends + Final Broadcast

0 HOUR BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

How do we write the history of the world or how will God write the history of the world?

These are the last entries as God closes the docket on the history of humans.

Adam started the humans. Adam ended the humans.

Further down, God writes.

Free at last! Free at last! I'm free of humanity at last!
Farewell! Adieu! Auf Wiedersehen! Sayonara! Adios! Aloha! Paalam! Goodbye to all the humans!

Then God asks the angels, "What has become of the children?"

And the choir of angels sings, "They are all in heaven, safe at last!"

Free again,
2012 Ministry

This is 2012 Ministry. 2012 Ministry is part of the Ministry of Reconciliation 2012. 2012 Ministry now concludes its ministry and is signing off for the end of the world.

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This is WKRP reporting to you from Greenwich. And we've just spotted the end of the world.

Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Yikes!!!!! Run for your life!!!!! It's the end of the world!!!!!

Boink! Oink! Doink!

Zap.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

0 Minute Before The World Ends + Final Resting Place

3 HOURS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

Where is Hell?
Hell is a place where your soul is, was, and will be in varying degrees or level of being far from heaven.  And your future in Hell is the place where you will spend forever through all eternity after many, many millions of years when your soul was judged by God to be bad for the happiness of Heaven.

2 HOURS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

What will you be doing in the last day, last hour, and last minute of the world?
On the last day of the world, I will be working on a computer writing the last ministry before the end of the world and I will be doing some of my favorite activities, maybe writing, reading, doing some arithmetic, and maybe watching the movie "2012" or "It's A Wonderful Life" if I can find them in the internet on that day, and last but not the least, I will be visiting the library where all my favorite authors, both dead and alive, are now living.  In the last hour of the world, I will be sleeping since I am usually sleeping during the midnight hour, or if I am awaken by the end of the world, I will probably be looking around me and wondering what all the commotion is about; and in the last minute of the world, I will be taking or sighing my last breathe.

1 HOUR BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

Where is Heaven?
Heaven is a place where the people and soul with a good heart reside and rest in this life and after this life for now and forever.  For Heaven is a place where God dwells in peace and harmony with all of God's creations.

We're in heaven,
2012 Ministry

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

0 Hour Before The World Ends + Final Ultimatum

6 HOURS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

Do you think the killing of the 20 innocent and defenseless 6 and 7 years old children has any effect on God's ending of the world?
The killing of the 20 innocent and defenseless 6 and 7 years old children has a very profound effect on God's ending of the world, inasmuch as it means that the governments of the human race have not evolved and improved from its inhumanity when the government of Judea led by King Herod ordered the killing of the innocent and defenseless little children of Bethlehem 2,000 years ago. Because of this inhumanity perpetrated by laws allowing guns capable of mass killings to be distributed among the public, God will no longer give man a chance to redeem himself before the end of the world or send a redeemer before the end of the world, until man learns to truly care or until this world has ended.

5 HOURS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

Does the end of the world gives ups and downs to most people, or are they mostly one over the other?
The end of the world has its ups and its downs and normally happy people will find that they balance each other out.  The following is a list of the ups and downs from a wide spectrum of the population with the end of the world coming.
PEOPLE          UPS          DOWNS

First grader: "Now I could watch cartoons all day!" "I don't know if Santa Claus will be ever able to find me."

Highschooler: "No more surprise quizzes!" "No more place to hang out with my friends."

Homeless:  "I won't have to starve anymore." "To be honest, I have nothing to lose with the end of the world."

Homeowner: "Now, the bank will not be able to take my home." "And I was looking forward to retire in my home."

Nonsmoker: "That will get rid of all the smokers, at last!" "I got nothing bad to say with fresh air all around me."

Parent: "I didn't know how to be a perfect parent anyhow." "And I wanted my kids to grow up and raise healthy and successful children of their own."

Rich person: "Finally, I can be free from all these wealth that weighed me down!" "I sure would miss my cognac and my afternoon martini."

Smoker: "At least now I won't have to buy these expensive cigarettes." "I don't think they sell cigarettes in heaven, that is if they will even let me in."

Teacher:  "At least I will meet all my former students again in heaven." "I was looking forward to meeting all the new students in my next class."

Unemployed:  "At least I don't have to pay rent anymore."  "There goes my dream of owning a home with white picket fences."

4 HOURS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

What will you be doing on the day of the end of the world?
If I have time, I will be writing this ministry, among other things, on the day of the end of the world. I will also be working and upgrading my resume to give it more zing to get me a good job, maybe as a preacher, or a speech writer for a politician, or an advertisement copywriter.

Bless the beasts and the children,
2012 Ministry

Monday, December 17, 2012

0 Decade Before The World Ends + Final Hours

9 HOURS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

Do you think it is good to help all people?
It is good to help good people but not bad people because God only wants good people in heaven and whatever new world man will find, in order for man to fulfill the promise of a new earthly paradise.  For example, you should not feed a killer on his way to killing people, otherwise you'll be culpable of abetting a killer, not only by law but also by God's standards.

8 HOURS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

What should the government do in the event of the end of the world?
In the event of the end of the world, the government should order all police and fire units to be on stand-by and move to maintain law and order in case of panic, looting, and any crimes resulting from this emergency, as well as to rescue people and put out fires as a result of this emergency.  The government should do that so some or many people can survive the end of the world, and also it is their job.

7 HOURS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

What is the hour of the end of the world?
The end of the world is at the strike of midnight using Greenwich Mean Time.  So where I am, using Pacific Standard Time, the end of the world is actually on December 20 at 4:00 PM.

It's the end of the world as we know and I feel fine,
2012 Ministry

Sunday, December 16, 2012

0 Year Before The World Ends + Final Countdown

12 HOURS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

What is the significance of the attack and killing of the children in China and in Connecticut in the United States with the killing of the children in Bethlehem 2,000 years ago?
The attack in the children's elementary school in China and the killing in the children's elementary school in the United States happened on the same day on Friday which is also the day of the upcoming end of the world, December 21, 2012, which may lead one to conclude that it was on that same cycle of day of December 14 that the children of Bethlehem were killed my King Herod.  There are many coincidences in these apocalyptic events that cannot be ignored and that signify a sign or an omen of the end of the world with an Armageddon as God recalls all the angels still on earth to prepare to battle the demonic forces of Satan here on earth to bring about the New Earth.

11 HOURS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

Is God's Workers Party of this blog in favor of big government?
God's Workers Party of this blog is definitely in favor of big government that will provide all its citizens the basic right to a job and to a home in order to uplift all men from homelessness, hunger, and poverty.  The private sectors cannot provide all the jobs and homes for everyone and relying on them is only an excuse for an ineffective government.

10 HOURS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

Do all children go to heaven?
Most children go to heaven because God is lenient with them for having not yet acquired the unkind prejudices of their parents and the people around them, and the hurtful selfish ambitions of the temptations and weaknesses of this world.  Moreover, Jesus said it himself as he spoke to the crowd while holding a child up that "unless one can be like little children as this, one can never enter heaven."

God bless us every one,
2012 Ministry

Saturday, December 15, 2012

0 Season Before The World Ends + Final Episode

15 HOURS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

Is the new blog after December 21, 2012 only going to talk about religion?
The new blog after December 21, 2012 will talk about everything that concerns the uplifting of the spirit of man while in this world in order to secure his entry into heaven.  Therefore, this blog will not only talk about religion, but also spiritualism, politics, economy, psychology, and many other topics that will uplift the spirit to reach heaven.

14 HOURS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

How can the world even end when the sky is blue, the sun is shining, and there's lots of people and tourists enjoying and having fun in the sun?
Well, that's what the people and tourists were also watching in the Aceh province of Indonesia when a gigantic tsunami washed ashore and into town and drown and took them all away out into the open sea.  Moreover, Jesus did say that people would be doing their normal things when the end of the world will come.

13 HOURS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD

Is this blog going to form a political party?
This blog has already formed a political party and its name and namesake mission is God's Workers Party.  This party is now seeking members from all nations to elect leaders who will work for God and God's people and not take away, hide, or preserve for themselves what the government has given to the people.

We the people,
2012 Ministry